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This cum is too thick, someone could suffocate. SHUT IT DOWN BOYS!

Edit: Wow, I never thought that I'd get gold for a cum joke. Thank you kindly.

It's worth knowing that r/Canada is run by a mod team comprised of white nationalists and at least one self admitted neo-Nazi, so it isn't necessarily representative of the broader Canadian population.

Congrats on the UBI, sounds like you're living the life that it's intended to encourage.

You say you're wearing it every day, so how well has it integrated into your life. I know that I cannot operate without my phone; does it feel the same way, or is it more forced?

Removes glasses

"Happy cake day"

shoots you in head

I don't know about that specific one, but I got a Samsung one and it's prettttttty dank. You hit print, and it prints. It's been going strong for 3 years without me having to do anything.