SwineHerald

So what you're saying is we need to vote for Zombie Layton?

When you're speaking against a "church" that funds itself almost entirely through lawsuits, you probably "strategically avoid" a lot of subjects.

Who do you think would win in a fight, Badger from Breaking Bad or Badger from Firefly?

The biggest problem with cooking dragon is that you can't just capture one; the only fire hot enough to cook dragon meat is dragon fire, so you need one to eat and the other to cook. The good news is that if you keep your roasting dragon healthy it'll last forever.

Be warned though, you can not feed your leftover dragon meat to your roasting dragon. The last thing you want is mad dragon disease.

Was the username "Pooshallnotpass" already taken?