Tastes_Of_Burning

Not so much a question as it is a story I've been wanting to tell you for a while.

I overheard my wife talking in her sleep a few months back. Not entirely unusual, but this time what she said stuck with me.

"No. You're not supposed to do that with an octopus."

I questioned her about it the next morning, she played it off like she didn't remember. Dinner time comes around, Bizzar Foods is playing while we eat. She starts chuckling. I ask her what's so funny, says it's something she remembered from work. A few commercials go by and after the break you ate some octopus. Wife giggles like a flirty school girl. Finally I asked "What is so damned funny?"

"I had a sex dream about Andrew Zimmern."

A few seconds of silence.

"What did he do with the octopus?"

She still hasn't told me.

Seth: What’s the one joke or line in one of your films that made your parents roll their eyes and say “Really, son?”.

Evan: Why don’t you act in the films you write?

I would have gone with The Hammer of Dawn Dong. Then again, I'm not the guy with the five hour foot long hanging out in his shorts.

still paying one Civil War pension

What I found interesting about that article was the list of all the people collecting military pensions. Specifically the 10 parents of WWII veterans.

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