TheBawlrus

I can completely picture this conversation being had while Terry eats yogurt. There's lots of spoon pointing and matter-of-fact style eyebrow raises.

There is a park by my house where older white men wander into the bathrooms at 2am and blow three dudes completely by surprise all the time.

How often have you had to fight back soldiers rising from the grave thirsting for brains?

Ladies and Gentlemen...we will never be as bad ass as Allena Hansen. Accept it now and move on.

O.J. Gonna fuck an ostrich