The_LuftWalrus

That would explain why our offense gets fucked at the beginning of every season.

In AoE II chat, typing "30" will play the sound byte 'Wololo". So by typing "30 30 30 30" it makes "Wololo Wololo Wololo Wololo", or the typical chant that monks do in AoE II

Ooooo bro, I can relate.

I used to be the main cook for a local pizzeria. Our kitchen was open for the customers to see us work and throw dough and all that jazz.

One day, it was only the owner, a waitress, and me working. This guy comes in and asks how long for a pizza. We say about 10 minutes, and he says he wants it in 3. The owner gets a little pissed and tells him 10 minutes is the fastest (it was quality pizza). The guy buys a personal, and pesters me (since I was making it and the kicthen is literally 3 feet from the dining room) to go faster etc. I get pissed off and the waitress had to drag me to the back, where the owner essentially told him "there's a goddamn dominos down the street if you want a pizza so quickly".

The customer gets all flustered, his pizza is finished and the owner hands it to him and just says "see ya"...

Awesome boss, cool guy.

And I don't think it's for a lack of interest that Americans don't learn other languages; its not entirely avaliable to us. Hell it was only available to me in high school and not mandatory.

My Italian is only as mediocre as it is because ive been working on it solo, with a year of it in college.

I really wish we'd push more for languages classes :/

I have a couple:

• Is there anything you've done that you ended up regretting, and might want to get off your chest? If not, I understand.

• Has there ever been a call that you thought was going to awful but turned out extremely well? And vice verse?

• Favorite doughnut (or breakfast pastry, whatever have you)? Have you ever been up to Voodoo doughnuts in Oregon?