The_Superman_Punch

Joe, welcome to Reddit, you have just taken the AMA crown, by the way.

The idea behind this subReddit is to "ASK YOU ANYTHING." So I'm not gonna bullshit, and I'm gonna ask you the real shit.

If you had to choose between your UFC gig and your standup comedy, which would it be? Here's the hypothetical catch, though... if you give up the UFC, you'll never be able to watch another fight again.

Also, what's your first, or most memorable "Holy-Shit-I'm-Famous" moment... and along those same lines, when did you first realize or think you were "rich"? And c'mon, I'm not asking for exact figures or even numbers, but how well do your two main careers pay?

You have a unique set of careers/jobs that aren't exactly available to look up on Google.

Why not openly smoke on the podcast? I always wonder how you guys can go the two+ hours without beaming up again, you know?

In the spirit of Reddit 'Ask Me Anything', and on behalf of the internet, I must press the subject: You definitely have pointed out that he stole your material and jokes before. But you gave him a pass and had him in your podcast, and home, without calling him out. All the respect in the world if you did it because you're above all the bullshit and whatnot, but if it was just a matter of using his ass for the sole purpose of having a high profile celebrity to hype up your podcast and promote it... would you admit it?

Basically, what's up? Do you seriously just not give a fuck that he screwed you?