The_Wumbologist

Are Salma Hayek's tits as fantastic in life as they are on screen?

This answer is solid enough that it took me a while to even realize that it didn't actually answer the question, and having realized that, I'm somehow completely OK with it.

What if I drink my coffee black and want it to literally punch me in the face every time I take a sip?

Whether or not Kevin answers, it'd be good to get a consensus.