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How does it feel to be a look a like to an actor that nobody really knows or cares about? Question two: which set that you've worked on had the best craft services?

Hi Tim, humongous fan. Your performance in Four Rooms is just..... delectable. How come you weren't in Inglorious Basterds? Where you busy, or did quentin not ask? Just curious.

Do you poop and pee on yourself whilst running? If so, do you wear a diaper? Also, have you ever "hooked up" with a random person during your running adventures?

How do you deal with objectifying yourself? Also, do you look as westerners as sort of.... "alien", just like some of us might look at japanese culture. Not in a bad way, just that it's so amazing how different our cultures are.

Gilbert, I've heard your real voice on Howard Stern. I know your secret ;)

My question is this: we all know that when you hit the stage, every comedian in the audience or at home watching knows you're going to kill it. You usually have insanely grotesque long-winded jokes that have the audience in stitches, bursting with laughter. Do you write every moment of those jokes, or do you have the base joke and just go with it depending on the audience? I've always wondered this about you. Thank you.

Also, how big is your shlong?