TonyASP

More than you'd possibly believe, but none of them would make you laugh. Here's one that's been in a Google Doc for probably three years:

"p1: high school student is standing in a hallway, other guy walks by with a friendly wave: “Hey four-eyes!” “how you doin’, four eyes!” p2: Girls asked student “Why do they call you that? You don’t even wear glasses.” “Oh, ha, they are talking about the letter “I”. My name is Dimitrii.” p3: guy is walking away, has two really intense eyes on the back of his head"

Yes, this one. It's not a rape joke, but it sure looks like it, so we never did it:

p1: a mayor hands someone a giant key, "here you go, the key to the city!"

p2: "and here is a keychain of the city, it’s got a bottle opener of the city on it!"

p3: "and a rape whistle of the city,"

p4: a giant shadow covers them and the crowd. mayor, “uh oh. here comes the city raper”

Embrace the saw, baby

Yes! The solution is easy: make bad comics.

Make a bunch of really bad comics that are only funny to you, no one will see your early work anyway. Once you start to get in the groove of things, ask your friends for advice. Really, the hardest part is starting. Then suddenly it's 8 years later and the hardest part is stopping oh god please make it stop