TotallyBitchinDude

He asked for a frozen cheeseburger PARTY. This is barely even a get together.

How is the porn industry going to continue to innovate and stay relevant when facing so much free amateur porn, piracy, etc.?

Fuck you, you little McBitch.

(Nah, I'm just kidding. You seem like a cool dude.)

God bless you, sir. You're doing God's work. Bails bondsmen got me out several times. Thank you.

I was sitting in traffic and a car pulled up beside me that said "Blacks Bail Bonds". Took me a minute to realize his name must've been Mr. Black. Then I laughed.

Edit: Being a bondsman is a noble and admirable profession. No one should have to spend a single second in jail until they've been convicted. You protect us from police abuse.

These days I work for the government. So no. My life is not that great. But my life is in a much better place than it would be without people like you.