TwoThreeSkidoo

I've never understood this. If my parents disowned me, and then threatened to kill my gf's family I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. Pretty easy really.

I have a lot of friends who are Pakistani/Indian, and they always pull out the "oh it's not the same for us brownies" line. Yes, it is. Nobody wants to have shitty parents, or tell their parents to fuck off, but sometimes you have to do it.

I'll admit, it helps if you're not driving the M3 daddy bought you.

As for the guilt tripping, this usual boils down to "we raised you, and you owe us for taking care of you for so long!" Guess what? If you had kids it's your fucking responsibility to raise them. You don't get to treat them as an investment that has to pay you back. They didn't ask to be born, you were lonely and felt like your life had no meaning so you decided to have kids. Or you just didn't feel like wearing a rubber because it's not the same. Either way, it was their choice, and this common guilt tactic is total bs too.

The fairy people.

I am learning too much about killing people with knives on reddit this week :/ Upvoted.

Tell him to get a spray gun (like you'd find in a kitchen sink) attached to the toilet. That's what they use in SE Asia, and it works so much better than TP. Just gotta have some TP around to dry off.

It's sad how much I miss the butt gun :(

Edit: For everyone telling me it's a bidet. Here are links that hopefully show why I didn't (and still don't) consider it a bidet.

What I'm talking about: bidet sprayer/health faucet/butt gun
A real bidet: bidet

Just FYI it's not used in everyday speech, the only people who use it are those who spend too much time on the internet.