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UseMyAdvice49 karma

Great idea. There's not a damn thing wrong with adoption.

UseMyAdvice30 karma

Was that really cheating or just being a total idiot.

UseMyAdvice21 karma

Good to know. I've had exactly 1 lap dance. I made a point to get hard (easy cuz the chick was super hot) and even adjusted myself to make it more pronounced. I feel gross typing this.

UseMyAdvice20 karma

Which pixel is your arms?

wait.... that's not a small arms joke... that's a blurry picture joke.

Oh god.

UseMyAdvice20 karma

Ah. See I thought "fill their pants" meant to get hard.