Viviparous

You have a manlier name than 99% of English-speaking people

1. Your name contains the word 'Man'
2. Your name contains the letter X
3. your last name is 'Thor'

Ah, lake Titicaca, the lake of sex

If by "suck at tanking" you mean, "we drafted Andrea Bargnani with our #1 pick," and "traded Roy Hibbert for a washed up Jermaine O'Neal', then yes, I agree.

Per Colgate's finaid lit, the average grant (i.e. scholarship / free $) for students receiving aid was $35.7k.

Considering all-in cost of attending was estimated around ~55k, the ~20k per year cost of attendance compares favorably to in-state tuition.

Although, keep in mind that only ~40% of students were receiving financial aid. The grey area comes from those students who do not meet standards of need-based aid. However, Colgate is a pretty WASPy school, so it makes sense that a large portion of students wouldn't need aid. They basically subsidize attendance for the portion of students who do need it.

So what's crack-a-lackin' in Mr. Cracker's class today?