WilliamMcCarty

My name is Jesse. Did you have any idea when you wrote the song that you would end up making the lives of people like me so much better? Thanks!

Actually, I'm dead serious, my man. I've had girlfriends simply because they wanted to be Jesse's Girl. So...thanks!

Is Cybil Shephard as crazy as she seems?

I'll consider that a diplomatic way of saying "crazier."

For them, perhaps. But it's half the reason I lost my virginity. So I ain't complaining.