WyattDerpp

Brainhurt.

For some reason the phrase "defecating in your sack" made me giggle like a child for like five minutes. I regret that I have vut one upvote to give for this comment.

I always heard "wash your face and drive me to Firenze." Thought it was sort of rude.

Ive had nystagmus my whole life. Pro tip: keep a doctors note in your car. Nystagmus is a symptom caused by many kinds of drugs and alcohol. If you get pulled over make sure to tell the cop you have a note! Ive been cuffed and tossed on the curb just for the old crazy eyes...

Why do all your movies looks so similar? And what's your obsession with Johnny Depp?