Zkdog

This is brilliant. I've been in awe of you ever since coming to reddit and you amaze me yet again.

Now to find strippers in the bible belt...

PGR is already riding. They rode with us to get the body and are truly amazing and awesome people.

I still want to punch one in the face.

LOL. Thanks man. This cheered me up and actually made me laugh. Brilliant.

They are coming.

This may be a bad idea considering I'm probably the only non-Christian in the family and we are DEEP south.

Would be hilarious though.