ZsaFreigh

I took it a level deeper....

http://i.imgur.com/21Gy3.gif

First off, just want to thank you for all the free comedy over the years. You would be an inspiration to me if I wasn't so lazy.

My question is simple: Would you rather be a professional taint model, and reap all the fame and fortune that comes with such a gig, OR Live a quiet, uneventful life in which nobody ever sees, or wants to see your taint - but your dominant hand has been replaced with a fully functioning stun-baton?

I found a little bump once, same thing, doctor couldn't feel it, went for an ultrasound, never heard back. The little bump is still there and it always worries me, but I'm assuming they would have called me if it was bad...

I never got that magic bean analogy... Jack famously got those beans, and they resulted in him being showered in riches after vanquishing a giant at the top of the resulting beanstalk. Trading for Magic Beans is always a good idea, according to the lessons taken away from that story.

There is a Fight Club 2 already published in graphic novel form, but I haven't read it yet so I can't confirm what it's about.