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I see volunteer, but, was there pay?

edit: "I did what I could, didn't receive a penny for it and actually spent several thousand dollars to make it happen."

:D

What rifle (presuming)?

How would you defeat your own cars?

Trapped between trucks and then doused in gasoline and immolated?

Whoa, thanks...and you have a new customer.

Dear TV Mike: Can I adopt you as a grandfather?

I'll settle for a 8x10 glossy of you doing something funny with a signature quoting an inspirational cat phrase like "Hang in there".

Beyond that, I love your work. :)