adamtots

Step one: Have one thick eyebrow. Step two: Separate said eyebrow.

I blend human stem cells into my morning bloody mary. Also I made a pact with a witch 275 years ago.

Ravenclaw. They had freaky parties, I bet. As for a superpower, I'd like to be able to talk to and control machines like that little kid from Heroes. Free vending machine snacks, what whaaat!

Yesterday my mom read my book and texted me saying she was "blown out of proportion with pride."

I don't think my grandparents know what a blog is. They don't even have the Internet.

That isn't a question. ?