anmoyunos

I think this explains everything. http://i.imgur.com/aVTmo.jpg

I've had plans for 6 months to take my fiancée whose never been this weekend.

Pissed. Able to pull any strings for rebooking us when this bullshit is over with?

Then you are not a sandwich artist.

Goddamnit, I'm probably too late.

I watched Beverly Hills Cop last night and annoyed my girlfriend by saying your lines with you. I also pulled out my Perfect Strangers s1 & 2 DVDs to watch this week. It's like poorly timed karma that I find your AMA the morning after.

Are you going to be in the SF Bay Area anytime in the foreseeable future? I want to give you a hug for being so awesome.

Holy crap. I am a 32 year old male and Flashdance is one of my favourite movies of all time.

When I was 23, I dressed up as Alex for halloween. (Here's a pic. I am nowhere near as hot as you).

I brought a platinum ghetto blaster with Michael Sembello's Maniac on it. Every door I went to, I simply put the ghetto blaster down, hit play, and started dancing. My best friend would then squirt me with a water pistol as I danced.

I GOT SO MUCH FUCKING CANDY. Also, I frequently name my characters in video games after you (Beals), because frankly, that's an awesome name. I am not a crazy stalker, honestly.

Anyways, I would like to formally invite you to my wedding this October. Seriously. It's gonna be at a tiny aquarium and it will be awesome, would you like to come?