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arealalpaca35 karma

I thought that was one elaborate story at first. This convinced me to learn grammar better, no joke.

arealalpaca23 karma

Everything works, I just can't feel my actual hand against my dick.

also

Describing it as giving somebody else a hj wasn't the first thing that came to mind, but I guess that is exactly it.

So... your dick can't feel your hand but you can still get off? Can you elaborate on that a little?

arealalpaca16 karma

And there are definitely professors out there who choose to focus mostly on teaching once they get tenure. My favorite professor would just hang out in the lounge after class and help everyone with their homework. That was a weeding out class so it was incredibly valuable to us to have him helping us ask the right questions.

arealalpaca13 karma

Inevitably though this would be a state issue since it is so specific. Hard to say much of anything here when you have 50 correct answers.

arealalpaca13 karma

As someone who manages to save money by making pizza in a chain I have to wonder how you went broke so fast after making 6 figures.