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by the largest penis I've ever seen.

but his office just called and told me he just emergency last minute jury duty and wouldn't be able to make it on the air with me.

Do you think they're bullshitting you?

What moment was it that you knew you arrived?

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How does it feel to be 3 letters away from being the best comedian ever?

I can say on behalf of 90% of fantasy football owners, we want this.