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Go away, Max. Go awayyyyyy.

<3 Happy Pal-entine's day to you too, Max. (Not to be confused with Palestine's Day.)

It's important to note: when you hang out with Ben, you can hear his mechanical valve 'ticking,' like a clock, almost. The ticking speeds up and slows down with his heart rate, and it's audible enough that you can actually hear it on our podcast sometimes. It's exactly as badass as you're imagining it to be.

If you think about it, this comment is just a gussied-up and well-polished version of "how's the weather up there"

You spelled "breasts" wrong.