balfoursyournephew

I have no question for you, but Cormac Bluestone is the best name ever. Please let his middle name be Finbar or something.

With fresh blood stains on bed sheets, salt and water works a treat.

Source: Um... nosebleeds?

Do you know Steve Buscemi? Is he as great as people say he is?

(Link for those not in the know)

If he answers you, I will literally stick a carrot into my chamber of secrets and live stream it.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold dude/tte. I thank you, the carrot thanks you, the people of my small village in the Central African Republic thank you.

You could get Will to do your tax returns for you. Also, you know he'd be too neurotic to have sex with the parents next door.