berserker87

Hey you remember that time you where in Virginia Beach in 2009 and pushed Novak into a pool and his paints fell down in front of a bunch of kids and their angry parents? It was like 3 pm and CKY was playing in town. I was your server at the pool. You weren't even staying at the hotel and charged it to your room as you where being ushered out to get you away from the irate parents.

Shit was such a hilariously fucked up shitshow. You guys really managed to distill and spread chaos in memorable ways. Glad you're doing well.

I used to hate you because of that commercial where you drove a car through a wall. You would come on every commercial break that football season and I developed a seething hatred of your distinct voice that I heard a thousand times.

Other than that you are pretty awesome.

Adult Swim show making fun of cop procedurals.

eh.