brandonsmash

I'm fucking dying laughing at my desk at work. Awesome.

I see that you have a Bachelor's degree in Hamburgerology. How did you arrive at that discipline over, say, Nugget-American Studies?

That's a very interesting story.

What prompted your move to the UK? Would you say that the NHS and folk there are generally more accepting than where you were raised in the US? How often do you actually think about your condition -- videlicit, is it a struggle or does everything just fade into the background because you're just a normal person?

How do you feel about providing your services to married men? Do you see it as offering relief, or do you have any qualms or other reservations about marriage?

I may be a little late to the game, but what was your recovery like? That looks like it may have been moderately invasive!