bud_babe

I met you when you were in south Florida doing your stand up tour many years ago, I just wanted to thank you for being so awesome. It was a dream to meet one of my heroes and you were so warm and friendly. I got to sit on your lap and take a picture with you and I felt like a little girl taking a picture with Santa Claus. I'm supposed to ask a question, so will you smoke with me next time you're here?

Girl! You were on my mind this morning as I passed the local cemetery and wondered, why don't they stink? I mean there's rotting corpses in the ground! Also is there such a thing as "hermetically sealing" a coffin?