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How are you recovering from your divorce from Dee Reynolds?

I noticed that Dads and Grads got a lot of press last month, including the creation of a new holiday, DaddyGraddy Day. I was wondering why Moms and Proms did not see the same amount of attention. In my opinion, Moms and Proms cause way more problems then Dads and Grads. First off Proms, I mean COME ON! All that dancing is going to create a lot of sore feat and put a lot of strain on the sales person working the counter at the Dr. Scholls outlet on the night of the big dance when all those sore dancers come rushing in 5 minutes before the store closes. And don't even get me started on Moms with their constant spouting out of juice box guzzling, crayon coloring kids. Kids who always wind up asking for puppies and ponies, putting a huge strain on the cashier at Petco. I propose removing both Moms and Proms and replacing them with Foxes and Boxes, your thoughts?

What type of method acting did you employ to become Dick Pepperfield?

I recently lost my father in the greater Little Rock area. I am offering a 5$ award if found. Will you help me look for him? (I will give you the 5$ if we find him)

Just in case Halloween 3 never gets made, did michael myers dye at the end of halloween 2?, and if not, would he have broken Lauri out of the metal institution and teamed up with her to stab a bunch of people had another movie been made?