chatroulettemirman

I was masturbating on Chatroulette one night and got conneted to you, on stage, with me on a projector.

Then I said "Eugene Mirman???".

You replied "No, (some other comedian's name)".

How great of a laugh did my dick get?

Best story that I will never tell anyone ever. THANKS!

I got a writeup in HuffPo.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/chatroulette-in-park-slop_n_483932.html

When an anonymous masturbator types "OMG EUGENE MIRMAN", the name of the professional comedian currently manning the laptop at that point, Mirman does a lap of the room in hysterics, patted on the back and high-fived by well-wishers.

Will the excitement of group ChatRoulette live on? Mirman, for one, has his doubts. "I certainly don't think it will be as exciting," he says. "People might be using it but it won't nearly have the same level of frenzy to it."

"I hope people won't be typing my name as they rub their penis into the camera," Mirman continued, before pausing and smiling, "But you know what? To each his own!"

We both peaked that night, I think. "anonymous masturbator" and "professional comedian".