crackerjohn

I date an ER tech and she tells me this happens all the time but we live next to a retirement community so it is always the 70 year old swingers with dildos/vibrator lost in their asses! No joke....

Edit: Mostly 70 year old males.....These older folks put pineapples in front of their doors to signal they are swingers. Male/Female and couples. A 70 something year old guy came into the hospital and said I lost the vibrator but it is turned off. Doctor uses a stethoscope and says nope it is still turned on.

Does your research and development team cater towards drunk people and truck drivers?

You might find it here - https://www.reddit.com/r/asaakira/

First of all thank you for signing the Dirty Thirty books for the contest at r/asaakira! As a moderator of your subreddit I appreciated my copy as well http://imgur.com/a/WtFge The current Mods of your sub would like to add you as a moderator for your subreddit if you are okay with that addition?

Being a moderator means you have control over the subreddit. Snoop Dog as an example is a mod at the subreddit r/trees. You have been added as a mod and sent an invite.