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dan42183928 karma

I know, there are some crazy people asking questions.

dan42183886 karma

I went to Costco one day and bought a family pack of it. I felt great after I ate a bunch of it, over then ext couple of days I couldn't think of anything but eating oatmeal. I was at work thinking of eating oatmeal, I was on the computer thinking of eating oatmeal, I was dreaming about eating oatmeal. I will eat something else tomorrow, but I wanted to see how long I could eat it after that intense desire to put oatmeal inside my body.

dan42183699 karma

You mean like pour it out onto a cookie-sheet and form it into the shape of a woman when I didn't want to eat any more Oatmeal? Then making the voice of the woman saying, Dan, Dan please come eat me, I need to be in your mouth? No, not at all.

dan42183623 karma

Yes, my tatse buds were lacking in oatmeal.

dan42183591 karma

I find this profoundly strange.