dirice87

honestly, that's the first time I saw you and it blew me away a guy of your size and intimidating scowl could be so graceful (sweet moves, seriously) and have that kind of comedic timing. Plus, you got a pretty good voice.

After seeing that it was obvious you were a born entertainer

its a vibrator that gets it start in a well received, if a little cliche orifice like the anus, goes into hiding for a few years, then reappears with no warning in a obscure hole like the tearduct to much critical acclaim and obtains a cult following.

dont worry. once they invent sex robots, we will be free!

“I’ll suck yo dick to learn how to game your companies system”

yeah i thought she meant she was breast fed until she was 16, then fed formula from then on for a while...