David John Firth

What is wrong with nightmares? They're like good horror films that you actually believe are real, and then you wake up unharmed with something to think about.

I am a freelance life-destroyer.

I think I am bored with the shit-stream of bland culture that is being crammed down my throat from every angle. I think that is why I make the stuff I make.

We sat and thought of stupid names that made us laugh. Cumberdale was actually from an episode of the Simpsons where they got a swimming pool and the house was filled with random children. One of them calls Marge "Mrs. Cumberdale". It made me laugh and it still makes me laugh.

From my fingers. Apparently I have funny looking fingers when I play guitar.

I've been sent quite a few. Don't know why I am hosting them:

http://www.fat-pie.com/fanstuff2010/saladfingersboner.jpg - NSFW

http://www.fat-pie.com/fanstuff2010/sala88d.jpg - NSFW

That should be your girlfriend's job.

I have no idea. Boards of Canada are a bit reclusive. I heard a rumour that Aphex Twin has seen the Milkman cartoon though. I hope he has.

I joined here a few years ago because I was sick of Digg, though I never really investigated the AMA section before. Someone asked me very nicely to do this, so I did.

Ideas come from:

Dreams. Things that happen around me. Things that could happen. Things that I'm glad aren't happening. Things that I wish would happen.