dolphins_unleashed

I think the story is very simple here. The guy had plans to have anal sex with 100 women, so he brought 100 bottles of lube, for sanitary purposes. How will he find 100 women? It's very simple. He picks up 50 by fooling them into thinking his grandparents just died and he needs help cheering up. The ashes are his props. The other 50 he picks up by convincing them he was a Medalist at the Sochi Winter Olympics and needs someone to help him celebrate.

Once, a long time ago, you replied to me that your favorite cut of beef was, and I quote, "CHRISTOPHER PRATT."

What's your favorite cut of beef?

Dude. I'm gonna yell really loudly. Tell me if you're close enough that you hear it.

Nice try, Law Enforcement.