dpatt711

You should make the paperweights on Wednesday. Call it Ash Wednesday

Also one where he comes out dressed as a 12 year old girl, and says "You still want some?"

Reminds me of what my science teacher always said, "The difference between failure and progress is whether or not you try again."

lower middle class family of 8, whats this I hear about deli meat not being eaten in under 3 days?

Yeah, even at 3000ft in an airplane you can still tell the difference between 350 and 400mph.