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durkdurkistanian10 karma

Pfft I'll do it in excel for free

durkdurkistanian10 karma

How do you find the time to play beautiful jazz guitar with so many hobbies?

durkdurkistanian8 karma

Great question. We don't get in trouble because our robots have citizenship in Kiribati and qualified under foreign service officer candidacy, thus diplomatic immunity. Great question though!

durkdurkistanian2 karma

This one's for everyone. Do you ever bite your cheek or jaw and develop lesions? Also, what is the salad dressing you prefer for 1. Salad bar and 2. Marinade? Please limit answers to salad dressings available in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. (Wheeling area)

durkdurkistanian1 karma

The only salad dressings we have here are thousand islands, French, and ketchup.