elastic-craptastic

Uh sry but there was another passenger plane on the landing strip".

k den.

That had to be air traffic control's fault, no? Unless he had permission to land on one runway and landed on the wrong one. But I imagine the other guys in the cockpit would have given him a heads up about the wrong runway so maybe, just maybe, it wasn't his fault?

Would an incident like this have to be logged by some safety commission as a near miss or something like that? If so we can go back and find out what happened.

Your post is not too long... please tell more.

My sister in law ordered a duckling and the shipper packed the duckling with 10 or so chicks. They put them in there to keep them warm, or so she told me.

So if anyone wants 10 or so free baby chickens, just order one duckling. Rinse and repeat every week or so and you'll have free chicken for life!

Now kiss!

Sorry, but when he goes into the story about Killer, and him being born to a 3 legged bitch of a mother.... that's one of the best monologues ever.