elruary

I lost my virginity to a prostitute. She was a fucking champ, no ragrats.

I, for one, welcome our new gorgeous, sophisticated, sexy overladies?

What in gods blazes are you talking about, reddit use to be full of witty, informative and clever retorts, now you have bozos like this guy here spitting out nonsensical babble.

Fuck it I'm going to go join the navy, had enough of reddit.

Fuck I love you boys.

My inner geek just orgasmed, that's so cool.