farmerjane

The Japanese would! It's practically a trope how frequently foreigners riding bicycles are stopped. The police believe that every gaijin on a bicycle is an illegal immigrant bike thief consuming and selling illegal narcotics and/or indecent pornography.

Then, they'll write you a ticket for not stopping at the intersection or a piece of litter...

You mean a free cruise?

//Not falling for that shit again..

Wait a second, are you talking about the politicians, or household waste?

Can you give some examples of these things you would have to do?

One of the best parts of being a farmer: extra brandy in the morning coffee, two martini lunch, and stiff cocktails right at 5:00.