freenarative

Nurse: "so, how did you break both of your legs, hips, arms and collar bones?"

Op: "having sex."

Nurse:...

OP:...

Nurse: ... "Noice."

Q1) So... What is the best way for people to proceed in order to get this legal?

Q2) I have arthritis, peripheral neuropathy, and chronic cluster headaches (cheekily nicknamed "suicide headaches"). I have the choice 1) take almost 50 tablets a day and risk death by accidental overdose 2) use cannabis twice a day and risk prison. What would you do in my position? (This is a fucked up prison to be in. (p.s. To any police reading this; don't bother raiding me. I'm dankrupt ATM))

Q3) of all the strains of cannabis, which do you think had the prettiest flowers?

Will you get a circle tattooed below the scar to make it look like a cool question mark?

I understand that, when getting a new kidney, they leave the old one in place because it's less risky.

So...does your brother have for kidneys now or did they risk whipping or the old one?

Do you hear the words "googly-eyes" a lot?