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Hey Joe! Thank you for being a sexy freak bitch. Also thank you for being on News Radio, that show was bitchin'. I've got 2 questions for you.

1.) I'm a big fan of your kale shake recipe. I actually use it with my juicer tho, but it makes some delicious juice. Yeah, yeah, I know, fiber and whatnot, but some of us can't afford a fucking expensive blender; tried making a kale shake in my cheap-ass Ninja but it ended up more like kale applesauce which was... unpleasant to consume. Anyway, have you got any other favorite shake/juice recipes that you could share with us?

2.) One of those float spa/sensory deprivation chamber places opened up near me and I'm thinking of checking it out. I've enjoyed meditation before and explored some awesome places in my mind, so trying out those tanks seems interesting. They've got a first time special and I could get a great price on a two hour session; think that'd be too long for a first timer? Any advice for a first timer or any cool experiences/trips/insights into the nature of the universe you'd like to share from the experience in a sensory deprivation tank?

Thanks buddy!

You are right.

In my defense, I think we still do call those false cognates in (Amercan) English, but maybe that's just because our schools aren't so good. I should have googled that before correcting someone.

They are known as "false friends."

In English we call them false cognates. False friends is a cooler term tho. I know they use that in French, too, and it makes sense. Like a word that you think you're on really good terms with, like you think you're buddies, but then when you bring them out around people they make you look stupid. They're not really your friends.

Edit: Apparently I am a liar. I am sorry.