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Do you ever cropdust the passengers?

People ever say "book 'em, Dan-O?"

Three Things Flight Attendants Don't Want You To Know...Number One Will Shock You!

1. We fart on you. All the time.

How often does FiFi do something completely unexpected - and "rebooting" the computer is the only way to fix it?

Moved into management consulting doing cross-border transactional work. Long story that doesn’t belong in a public forum. Alas, my most interesting day now is more boring than my most boring day in the IC. I still read voraciously and try to keep an eye out for OSINT related to my former targets. Occasionally I dream of putting in a FOIA request in 25 years to compare reports I wrote to the historical record...

PM me if you’d like to chat more, or if I can buy you a drink next time you’re in DC.