heyfella

"don't let a kid stand in the way of your world; plan b is your new plan a"

Confirming.

I wanna get a job naming kitchen appliance. Seems like the easiest job ever. You know, refrigerator, toaster, blender...you just say what the thing does and then you add '-er'. Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute.

"What's this do?"

"It keeps shit fresh."

"Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break."

you'd think they would've gone over "don't count your chickens before they are hatched" at some point in the 20 years of schooling it takes to become a doctor.

what do you feel you've brought to this incarnation of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?