horsenbuggy

You do realize that the national government somehow uses waffle house closing as an indicator of how bad a disaster is in a certain area.

I was out Saturday night with my sister. This young, fit girl came near us in a cute jumpsuit. My sister wished she could still wear cute jumpsuits. I said, "no, they never fit in the crotch." "It seems to fit her." Just then the young, thin girl started tugging away at her crotch trying to get more comfortable in her jumpsuit. "I win. They don't fit anyone."

That is the absolute right answer.

So...laughter is the best medicine?

Played Yoda you did. Knew this I did not.