iStoned

Please tell me you at least got with one of those hot blondes!

Sounds a tad bit like enslavement.

This literally makes me want to go out and start sailing.

How'd you get into all of this?

"I just walked into that strip club and they forced me to be the bartender. I couldn't do anything about it!"

Only situation I could see this enslavement working out for me. Or possibly Subway...

Hahah I imagine those bunks weren't very comfortable...