i_crave_more_cowbell

Motherfucker ain't need to say nothing. He thought "I'ma go for a smoke with nine dogs" and that motherfucker went for a smoke with nine fucking dogs. He's a doer. I want to be like that.

I'm gonna go buy some cigarettes. And some dogs.

Bullshit, how could you be in two places at once?

he's still not gonna go on your podcast.

Tell that to my ex. I should have invested in glade pluggins.

I didn't realize I was gay until right now. Will you be my first man lover?