i_poop_cheerios

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i_poop_cheerios86 karma

It's not cheating because it's your dog :)

You know? Because it's your dog.

We get it..

i_poop_cheerios49 karma

About 10 years ago, a buddy of mine and I were hitting up a strip club because I was leaving the military and that was my going away gift. He was pulled over for following too close, which we were. This was the conversation between the cop and my friend, to the best of my memory.

Cop: Where ya headed?

Friend: A friend's house

Cop: A friend's house WHERE?

Friend: (name of city in Colorado)

Cop: At this time of night? (It's was 9pm on a Thursday)

Friend: Yes

Cop: Why is your buddy over there so quiet?

Me: Because you haven't asked me any questions.

Cop: Oh? Ok, so do you guys have any guns or weapons in the car?

Me: This isn't my car.

Cop: (Frustrated) Ok....do you have any guns or weapons in the car?

Friend: No

He ended up asking my friend if he had any guns or weapons, I kid you not, a total of 8 times. The whole stop, he never ordered us out of the vehicle or asked to search it either.

My question is, not about the cop being a dick, but why the hell did he have to ask my buddy if he had any guns or weapons in his car, EIGHT times? Shouldn't once or twice be enough?

Anyways, I'm glad you're a good guy cop. My cousin is a state trooper and is a total dick to everyone, including his family.