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"Let's take a quick look what's on Reddit before work." [Sees this thread.] "Whelp, there goes my morning."

But the likelihood of finding a new leg washed up on shore is incredible.

Damn. 67 and then 121 upvotes for the top question and answer. We're fucked.

Thousands of others have taken their girlfriends to the hospital for thrombosis?

Is it true that if you ain't Dutch, you ain't much?