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injekted1504 karma
No question, but this is one of my favorite moments from television: http://i.imgur.com/XVrnQ.gif
injekted182 karma
I'm ok with cheering. I just hate when they come stand over you and make you do stuff. Like... I went to a Disney restaurant and they were doing some kid's dance thing. They came over and took my kid, and I'm like, dammit, now I have to go follow him around because I don't want someone to steal him.
injekted86 karma
I've always wanted to go there, but I hate "participating." I want to eat and watch a fucking horse fight. Can you do that, or are audience members forced to participate?
injekted2152 karma
No question, but my ex-girlfriend thought your full name was Larry King Live.
There's a reason we broke up.
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