jcdang

If you’re Kirk, who is your Spock?

Why does Alex's name always go first? Why can't it be Sean, Mitchell and Alex for once?

• Who gets left out when you guys meet hot twins?
• What did the Wrigley execs say when they turned down your triplemint idea?

You're no doubt a brilliant person who has contributed amazing list of achievements to the world. If you had to do it again would you opt to invest less time on academic research and more in something else?

Slightly tangent: My instructor, Chris Edmondson-Yurkanan, (you may know her from SIGCOMM) had a big impact in my life during college. I think she really enjoyed teaching and I loved talking to her about networking stuff. I didn't really know what I wanted to do and I still don't know exactly. I enjoy the academic landscape but the private sector pays a ridiculous amount with only a bachelors. For a long time, things like centering a div tag paid the bills. I think I want to continue my academic track but sometimes I think I could be happy hanging out with my family/friends/dog. I've also thought about selling pineapple on the beach.

Do you ever feel like you're a merchant of death given the large growth of fast food consumption and obesity?